James Franco is the new spokesboy for Gucci’s Pour Homme cologne (smells just like Pineapple Express!), while Brad Pitt is holding hands with Kiehl’s, developing an Aloe Vera Biodegradable Liquid Body Cleanser (come October!); 100% of sales will benefit JPF Eco Systems, supporting global environmental initiatives that “minimize impact on the environment through thoughtful design.”
BFF is tricked by a clever headline! If only Reese had actually delivered the silencing 1992 comeback “Yo Mama!” to TMZ …
Jared Leto won’t quit his “happy, healthy” band, 30 Seconds to Mars, despite the “ridiculously overblown lawsuit.” Virgin wants $30 mil for failing to deliver on a five-album contract. Jared wants a neverending supply of eyeliner.
Paris hugged Lindsay on a dance floor. Which triggered a long-ago memory that the two had stopped speaking. Sorta.
Taylor Hanson’s MMMBop energy is now devoted to his 24-year-old wife. They’re expecting their fourth child. He’s 25. In fact, all of the Hanson brothers love them some procreation.
The New York Times revealed that loads of regular people are getting their news from Jon Stewart — in lieu of The New York Times!! Say wha?! I get mine from Stephen Colbert.
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