I’m baffled to find out that The Hills is the most popular show in MTV’s history. My limited exposure to The Hills includes the one episode L.C. goes to Paris and has the dullest conversation with those musicians; running into L.C. at the Beverly Hills Hotel, bragging about her Dolce Vita heels; YouTube coercion of Heidi Montag’s music video on the beach; countless Us Weekly covers of Heidi updating America on her surgical escapades. And, hey, who the freak is Lo?
With that said, it’s obvious that I am no expert and this post has no relevance. But the pictures below are still gems.
Like Lauren, shocked by her next, big, footstep (plus the goon’s lips to her right) and Whitney Port getting pushed by a big black man.
Audrina to Lauren, wondering where the beach sand really does stop existing; Lauren, holding onto to Paradise Cove’s white picket fence as her parents inspect her cleavage.
Heidi and Spencer, unable to get around the doorman for inappropriate outfit; Lauren goes palm-to-palm with a pap, claiming, I’m trapped — just like you.
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